Disturbing
One of the original Original Peaches, Simon hosted the first six episodes alongside Dan and Stuart before moving to a flyover state on business.
As his absence was considered temporary, it was arranged that his seat would be kept warm by the asses of a series of guest hosts until his return.
Really loves twist endings.
Possibly murdered by a serial killer who may or may not be Elliott Kalan.
Catchphrases
- (Stuart or Dan makes some generalization that Simon disagrees with.) "Name five."
- "That's retarded."