Episode Notes[]
Thanks to recording in advance we're a little late to the party discussing the Oscar Best Picture change
Dan: Megan Fox's sex appeal is so big, it needs five screens to contain it. Elliott: I do not like her, but I guess so. She seems like a sex robot that was just like: "We've created the perfect woman, using science!" It's like, yeah but she seems inhuman. And the things she says seem like calculated to attract a certain type of guy to see her movies. When she's like: "Yeah, I love to drink beer and watch sports! And also: I'm a bisexual!" Dan: Yeah. Elliott: "Come see my movie!" Stuart: Oh, you read her Maxim interview, huh? Elliott: Course I did, we had it at work. Come on. Dan: Stuart seems to be, you know, really considering the advantages of a sex robot right now. Stuart: Yeah. Elliott: But anyway, so... Stuart: I don't have to strangle her afterwards. Dan: What?! Jesus Christ, that's the worst — Elliott: That's really horrifying. Stuart: Then cut her hands and feet off, and leave her in a trunk somewhere. Dan: — of the many horrible things that you've said... Elliott: Wow! Stuart: Wait, what?