Tag[]
- "We discuss that classic work of swashbuckling, uh... airships...and I guess kung fu...The Three Musketeers."
Movie Summary[]
Premise[]
The hot-headed young D'Artagnan along with three former legendary but now down on their luck Musketeers must unite and defeat a beautiful double agent and her villainous employer from seizing the French throne and engulfing Europe in war.
Story[]
D'Artagnan leaves his home in rural France to fulfill his ambition of becoming one of the king's elite guardsmen, the Musketeers. In Paris he meets Athos, Porthos and Aramis–three of the king's finest swordsmen, who have been laid low by Milady De Winter's betrayal. D'Artagnan rallies his new friends to foil Cardinal Richelieu's plot to overthrow the monarchy and crown himself king of France.
Final Judgments[]
- Bad-Bad Movie (Elliott) @35:10
- Bad-Bad Movie (Stuart) @35:35
- Bad-Bad Movie (Dan) @37:10
Episode Highlights[]
Tangents[]
- Andy Capp
- Quentin Tarantino @34:35
- To Live and Die in L.A. @36:15
- 300 @36:30
- Mad About Mads @37:55
- Flop House House Cat @38:25
- Short Circuit 2 @42:20
- Mr. Sum It Up (Batman Villains) @50:20
Movie Pitches[]
- Beyond the Green Door @52
Quotes[]
Listener Mail[]
Mailbag Song[]
- @39:05
Elliott: (sung) Flop House Mail Bag!/Openin' the letters/Readin' 'em up/Replyin' to 'em/Sending 'em back/No sender at this address/Where did they move?/Did they leave a forwarding one?/No they didn't/Track 'em down/Use the internet/Public databases/I guess I'll pay the membership fee/Okay, I'll look it up/Time to find 'em out/Send it back/Last known address was the one we already sent it to?/I guess we'll wait to hear from them/They know where we are/Not enough postage/Flop House Mail Bag!/Part 2 of the song!/Okay, we got an idea of where they live now/Send it to 'em as a package with some Flop House merchandise/Do we have any?/Not yet/We should really get on that/It's a good idea
Letters[]
- "Boooo!" from Peter Lastnamewithheld @40:20
- "No More Mournful Sighs" from Chris LastnamewithH.O.T.S. @43:50
- H.O.T.S. @44:05, 54:25
- "Dickipedia" from Dave Lastnamewithheld (Elliott's brother) @46:40
Recommendations[]
- Rear Window (1954) by Alfred Hitchcock (Dan) @Time
- The Innkeepers (2011) by Ty West (Stuart) @53:05
- Joheunnom nabbeunnom isanghannom (2008) by Jee-woon Kim (Elliott) @Time