Tag[]
- "In this episode we discuss Conan the Barbarian because Crom demanded it."
Movie Summary[]
Premise[]
- A movie about a man, and his Crom, and his father's axe, and his desire for REVENGE. A movie everyone kind of liked, but Stu needed assurance that everyone wasn't going to hate him for not hating it. It had a naked pirate party , but it could have used more interesting moments in the movie.
Story[]
- A remake of the 1982 classic Conan the Barbarian.
Final Judgments[]
- between Bad-Bad and Movie I Kinda Liked (Dan) @35:50
- between Bad-Bad and Movie I Kinda Liked (Elliott) @37:15
- between Bad-Bad and Movie I Kinda Liked (Stuart) @37:20
Episode Highlights[]
Tangents[]
- The Noid as Freddy Krueger @31:35
- Dan's Trivia–A sneak-peek of Dan's film-viewing traits turns into mockery, as usual.
- The Floppers bring up Zardoz, the insane postapocalyptic film starring Sean Connery in a red diaper. As they start wrapping up the main segment, Dan relates this tangent to an old favorite when he mispronounces Zardoz as "Zardox." Elliott suggests that it's a cleaning supply, but Dan realizes that, obviously, "Zardocks" is where the ship that has the Porthole of Time on it docks. @14:30
Movie Pitches[]
- An American Tale: Fivehead Goes West–gag involving adding one more of a given item to every film cliche (ie. "This town ain't big enough for the three of us.") @30:15
Quotes[]
Listener Mail[]
Mailbag Song[]
- @Time
Letters[]
- "Mail Title" from Listener Lastnamewithheld @Time
- "Mail Title" from Listener Lastnamewithheld @Time
- "Mail Title" from Listener Lastnamewithheld @Time
- “When it's time for lunch, I sing like: Lunch time! Time to eat lunch..! And then when we get down to the lunchroom, I talk out loud my interior monologue about what I'm going to eat and what I'm not going to eat, like: Oh, lasagna! I'll take some of this. Doo-doo doo doo. Potatoes? No thanks, not today! Dah-dah dah-dah dah...”
—Elliott @39:25
"Werewolf Satanic Scandal" from from Kristin Lastnamewithheld @47:55
Elliott: For the audience, just so you can know, we're not into any satanic stuff (or satanish stuff). Dan: We are into threesomes, however. Elliott: But just among the three of us. There's a story about it. Stuart: We read it, burned the story, and scrubbed out our eyeballs and ear holes. Dan: And swore never to talk about that again, Elliott! Elliott: We put burning Q-tips® in our ears, hoping to burn that knowledge out of our brain. Didn't work, it only burned it further into my brain.
- Later, Stuart reveals that Dan's Pervazoid antics are just an elaborate ruse intended to disguise Dan's homosexuality. @48:55
Recommendations[]
- Duck Soup (1933) by Leo McCarey (Dan) @Time
- Super (2010) by James Gunn (Stuart) @Time
- The Great Northfield Minnesota Raid (1972) by Philip Kaufman (Elliott) @Time