The Cryptkeeper @28:10

Tag[edit | edit source]

"It's the most magical time of the year: Shocktober! And we kick it off with Paul Bettany's Flop House followup to LegionPriest."

Movie Summary[edit | edit source]

Premise[edit | edit source]

A priest disobeys church law to track down the vampires who kidnapped his niece.

Story[edit | edit source]

In a society ravaged by centuries of war between humans and vampires, a legendary warrior priest, a veteran of the last conflict, lives in an enclosed city ruled by the church. When a murderous pack of vampires kidnaps his niece, the priest breaks his sacred vows and sets out to rescue her before the bloodsuckers put the bite on her. Joining him on his quest are his niece's boyfriend and a former priestess with supernatural fighting skills.

Smash Cut @08:20
Submarine Sandwich @21:50
The Invisible Maniac @22:00
Star Wars @22:50

Final Judgments[edit | edit source]

  • Snorifying (Stuart) @29:15
  • Totally Snorifying (Dan) @29:45
  • Snorifying (Tom) @30:50

Episode Highlights[edit | edit source]

Tangents[edit | edit source]

  • Garfield as a suicide bomber @17:05
  • Real Steel @52:00

Movie Pitches[edit | edit source]

Quotes[edit | edit source]

  • ­Look at those rocks—it looks like a penis! Look at those rocks—they look like boobs!
         —Stuart @25:10

Listener Mail[edit | edit source]

Mailbag Song[edit | edit source]


Letters[edit | edit source]

"Mail Title" from John Lastnamewithheld @Time
DuckTales @33:05
Popcorn Trick @33:10
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Recommendations[edit | edit source]

  • Drive (2011) by Nicolas Winding Refn (Tom) @51:30
  • H.O.T.S. (1979) by Gerald Seth Sindell (Dan) @49:45
  • Let the Right One In (2008) by Tomas Alfredson (Tom) @51:15
  • Minority Report (2002) by Steven Spielberg (Stuart) @51:45
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