Audio Note
A few seconds of radio interference @11:00


"Like sands through the hourglass, so are the Flop House hosts wasting their lives. We discuss Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time."

Movie SummaryEdit



  • ­It is a little bit like the opening of Diff'rent Strokes, but the one with the scary music over it. So it looks like Conrad Bain is kidnapping those two children.
         —Elliott @07:40
  • Next @12:30
  • ­I wouldn't be afraid to tell Ben Kingsley to his face that he is a dried-up skeleton of a man.
         —Elliott @15:25
  • Back to the Future @16:55

Better ThanEdit

Final JudgmentsEdit

  • Bad-Bad Movie (Stuart) @33:30
  • Bad-Bad Movie (Dan) @34:00
  • Bad-Bad Movie (Elliott) @35:25

Episode HighlightsEdit


  • Hot Dog... The Movie @02:10
  • Dan's yardstick @ 18:45
  • Scrooge McDuck @26:15
    • Stuart declares in this episode that if Huey, Dewey, and Louie inherited Scrooge McDuck's fortune, they'd spend it on "stickers, crackers, and shit."
    • He also decided that Dan would be the Cyclops Scrooge McDuck, Elliott would be the Wolverine Scrooge McDuck, and he would be the Professor X Scrooge McDuck.
    • Also, we learned from Elliott that Scrooge McDuck has been listening to Glenn Beck and buying vintage coins from Goldline.
    • Movie? What movie? This is the Duck House, right? The Internet's leading DuckTales podcast? The hell you say.
Elliott: You allow the attention to be directed on the charismatic members of the group.
Dan: I'm the Luke Skywalker, is what you're saying.
Elliott:'re more the Lobot.

Movie PitchesEdit

  • 101 Erotic Donations


Listener MailEdit


"The Oscars" from Justin Lastnamewithheld @39:20
Anne Hathaway @39:50
"Shoeless Elliott" from John Lastnamewithheld @45:00
"The Onion AV Club Redemption" from Listener Lastnamewithheld @49:35


  • Catfish (2010) by Henry Joost, Ariel Schulman (Stuart) @53:25
  • Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work (2010) by Ricki Stern, Anne Sundberg (Dan) @54:00
  • The Return of Frank James (1940) by Fritz Lang (Elliott) @55:35
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