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"Turn the lights down low, grab a bottle of wine, and cuddle up to a marital sex aid doll of Stuart Wellington. 'Cause tonight The Flop House is taking on Valentine's Day."

Movie Summary[]


Intertwining couples and singles in Los Angeles break-up and make-up based on the pressures and expectations of Valentine's Day.


  • Dan can't pronounce Hector Elizondro's name, which leads to hilarious mispronunciations of other stars' names, an unintentional variation on Words that Sound Like Other Words.
    • Ashton Kutchner
    • Jessica Biels
    • Jaime Foxes
    • Queen Latevka
    • Anne Halfway
    • Shirley McCranes
    • Christopher Grake
    • Bradley What's-His-Name
    • Taylor Squift
    • Taylor Werewolf
    • Jennifer Garber
    • Patrick Dumpsey
    • Julie Slobberts
    • Guy Who Looked Like Tim Conway But Wasn't
    • Jorges Lopez
  • Elliott's best friend from high school, Anne Hathaway, was in it.

Final Judgments[]

  • Bad-Bad Movie (Stuart) @36:50
Popcorn Trick @37:55
  • Bad-Bad Movie (Elliott) @38:10
  • Bad-Bad Movie (Dan) @38:50

Episode Highlights[]


  • Dan demands another bachelor party @01:40
  • Stealth was a sequel to Valentine's Day @05:58
  • Elliott hates Los Angeles @07:47
  • Dan wants to write for a Mike and Molly-type vehicle, as suggested by Stuart @08:15
  • Elliott does ridiculous impersonations and names them all Garry Marshall. Dan chips in with his James Mason, working on their voice reel.

Movie Pitches[]

  • Secretary's Day and Arbor Day Horror/slasher movies with a "Day" theme.
  • Crash 2: Crashin' It James Spader is done with cars, and now wants to have sex with a plane.
    • ­Sounds pretty good, it won Best Picture, right?
  • Crash 3: Underwater Crash James Spader falls in love with a submarine.


  • ­In Gremlins 2, doesn't a guy get raped by a gremlin?
           —Stuart @32:30

Listener Mail[]

Mailbag Song[]



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  • Easy A (2010) by Will Gluck (Dan) @Time
  • Frozen (2010) by Adam Green (Stuart) @Time
  • Hak se wui: Yi woo wai kwai (2006) by Johnnie To (Elliott) @Time