Episode 74: Valentine's Day

Tag[]

"Turn the lights down low, grab a bottle of wine, and cuddle up to a marital sex aid doll of Stuart Wellington. 'Cause tonight The Flop House is taking on Valentine's Day."

Movie Summary[]

Premise[]

Intertwining couples and singles in Los Angeles break-up and make-up based on the pressures and expectations of Valentine's Day.

Story[]

Dan can't pronounce Hector Elizondro's name, which leads to hilarious mispronunciations of other stars' names, an unintentional variation on Words that Sound Like Other Words.
- Ashton Kutchner
- Jessica Biels
- Jaime Foxes
- Queen Latevka
- Anne Halfway
- Shirley McCranes
- Christopher Grake
- Bradley What's-His-Name
- Taylor Squift
- Taylor Werewolf
- Jennifer Garber
- Patrick Dumpsey
- Julie Slobberts
- Guy Who Looked Like Tim Conway But Wasn't
- Jorges Lopez
Elliott's best friend from high school, Anne Hathaway, was in it.

Final Judgments[]

Bad-Bad Movie (Stuart) @36:50

Popcorn Trick @37:55

Bad-Bad Movie (Elliott) @38:10
Bad-Bad Movie (Dan) @38:50

Episode Highlights[]

Tangents[]

Dan demands another bachelor party @01:40
Stealth was a sequel to Valentine's Day @05:58
Elliott hates Los Angeles @07:47
Dan wants to write for a Mike and Molly-type vehicle, as suggested by Stuart @08:15
Elliott does ridiculous impersonations and names them all Garry Marshall. Dan chips in with his James Mason, working on their voice reel.

Movie Pitches[]

Secretary's Day and Arbor Day Horror/slasher movies with a "Day" theme.
Crash 2: Crashin' It James Spader is done with cars, and now wants to have sex with a plane.
- “Sounds pretty good, it won Best Picture, right?”
  —Stuart
Crash 3: Underwater Crash James Spader falls in love with a submarine.

Quotes[]

“In Gremlins 2, doesn't a guy get raped by a gremlin?”
—Stuart @32:30

Listener Mail[]

Mailbag Song[]

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Letters[]

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Recommendations[]

Easy A (2010) by Will Gluck (Dan) @Time
Frozen (2010) by Adam Green (Stuart) @Time
Hak se wui: Yi woo wai kwai (2006) by Johnnie To (Elliott) @Time