Episode 70: Jonah Hex

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"Of all the blockbusters last summer, one entirely failed to bust blocks. We discuss Jonah Hex."

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What the Hex?

Movie SummaryEdit

PremiseEdit

StoryEdit

Final JudgmentsEdit

Turkey Terrible (Dan) @30:25
Spookily Good-Bad (Stuart) @31:00
Turkey Terrible (Elliott) @32:00

“It was like they were trying to make the movie bad. I guess they were successful, if that was their aim...”
—Stuart @31:45

Episode HighlightsEdit

The first Flop House film to feature Stuart's doppelgänger Josh Brolin. Not to be confused with the porn parody "Boner Sex". It is also the first appearance of The Flop House House Cat. Also featured Elliott's "Fantasy Mailbag", because Dan was too sick to print off actual fan letters.

TangentsEdit

Movie PitchesEdit

QuotesEdit

“I think this is the most times I've heard you say 'I hate this fucking movie' during a movie.”
—Elliott, to Stewart @31:30

Media FeudEdit

@37:05

Stuart: What about that hate mail from... Pittsburgh, was it?

Elliott: Yeah, that guy in Pittsburgh hates you.

Dan: Look this up, Flop House. The Pittsburgh Post Gazette hates Dan McCoy. This is not a joke.

Elliott: We finally have a media feud, the first Flop House media feud. And you know what? The Pittsburgh Post Gazette can suck it! That's what I say. Let's get this feud rolling.

Stuart: They can eat a bag of dicks.

Elliott: They can eat it real hard, and Pittsburgh is crap.

Dan: More like Pittsburgh Post Ga-sucks! Am I right, guys?

Elliott: We had it and we lost it. Do not give him a cat meow. He does not deserve that.

Listener MailEdit

Mailbag SongEdit

@Time

LettersEdit

"Mail Title" from Listener Lastnamewithheld @Time

RecommendationsEdit

Black Swan (2010) by Darren Aronofsky (Dan)
Head of the Family (1996) by Charles Band (Stuart)
Sin Nombre (2009) by Cary Fukunaga (Elliott)
Somewhere (2010) by Sofia Coppola (Dan)

Mentioned InEdit

Episode 83: I Am Number Four

`Stuart:`	What about that hate mail from... Pittsburgh, was it?
`Elliott:`	Yeah, that guy in Pittsburgh hates you.
`Dan:`	Look this up, Flop House. The Pittsburgh Post Gazette hates Dan McCoy. This is not a joke.
`Elliott:`	We finally have a media feud, the first Flop House media feud. And you know what? The Pittsburgh Post Gazette can suck it! That's what I say. Let's get this feud rolling.
`Stuart:`	They can eat a bag of dicks.
`Elliott:`	They can eat it real hard, and Pittsburgh is crap.
`Dan:`	More like Pittsburgh Post Ga-sucks! Am I right, guys?
`Elliott:`	We had it and we lost it. Do not give him a cat meow. He does not deserve that.

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