"This week we discuss Kiefer Sutherland in Mirrors, the film that decided that the most scary part of any horror movie is that part where something unexpected is seen in a mirror, and said 'Let's just make a whole movie of that!'"

Official Show NotesEdit

"We watch Kiefer Sutherland in Mirrors. We mean the movie — we didn't break into his bathroom or anything. Meanwhile, Elliott pitches a crypt keeper movie, Dan inadvertently casts Dean Martin in his greatest role ever, and Stuart has a little problem comprehending the film's ending."

Movie SummaryEdit

Ideal for those situations in which "you want to see a movie where a nun vaporizes in a cloud of blood." @14:00



Better ThanEdit

Final JudgmentsEdit

  • Between Bad-Bad Movie and Good-Bad Movie (Elliott) @30:55
  • Between Bad-Bad Movie and Movie I Kinda Liked (Dan) @31:10
  • Bad-Bad Movie (Stuart) @31:45

Episode HighlightsEdit


Movie PitchesEdit


  • ­I fuckin' hate Dario Argento. And he looks like a little creep.
         —Stuart @48:15

Listener MailEdit

Mailbag SongEdit



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  • From Russia With Love (1963) by Terence Young (Dan) @Time
  • Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985) by George Miller, George Ogilvie (Stuart) @Time
  • The Spy Who Came In From the Cold (1965) by Martin Ritt (Elliott) @Time

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