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Dan: Tonight on the Flop House, we watched Christian Mingle.
Elliott: So we watched Christians mingling...?
Dan: No, we watched Christian Mingle.
Elliott: Is that a guy? Named Christian?
Stuart: Mhm.
Elliott: His last name's Mingle?
Dan: That's right. From Fifty Shades of Grey, Christian Mingle.
Elliott: Fifty Shades of Gringle. [pause] Stuart?
Stuart: That's all!

Official Show Notes[]

"Smalltember/vember continues! On this episode we discuss the feature length ad for a dating website and for God, Christian Mingle. and Stuart explains how to find cartoon porn, Dan checks his website privilege, and Elliott Weekend at Bernie'ses someone very close to him."

Movie Summary[]

Premise[]

A marketing executive gets in touch with her spiritual side, while trying to find Mr. Right.

Story[]

Final Judgments[]

  • Bad-Bad, "but it goes down real smooth" (Dan) @58:20
  • (Stuart) @59:55

Episode Highlights[]

Tangents[]

Movie Pitches[]

Doubletalk
Somebody is killing Hollywood voiceover artists. @03:20
Twins (remake)
Starring Stephen Tobolowsky and a stretched-out Wallace Shawn, which is a little weird because they're both the sexy twin. @15:50
Erotic Confessionals (Cinemax series)
"It seems these parishioners have got a lot of sexy problems..." Starring David Duchovny in drag. @19:40

Quotes[]

Stuart: How do you feel about RC Cola, aka Risen Christ Cola?
Elliott: Umm...I don't think that's what that stands for.
Stuart: (skeptically) Okay.
Elliott: Uh, you're thinking of JC Penny—Jesus Christ Penny's. The department store. So, it stars Lacey Chabert—
Stuart: Mhm.
Dan: I'm just imagining B.J. and the Bear, that show, as Blowjob and the Bear.
Elliott: Why? What is the rea—why did that pop into your head?
Dan: We were talking about initials!
—@13:10
  • ­Hey, are we ready to start the podcast?
           —Stuart @14:00
  • ­Maybe you'd like to come to my church on Sunday. It's called the Church of Sex. It's on Cinemax on Sundays.
           —Elliott @19:35
  • ­They have that coffee date where he sits on the bench like a fucking wimp with his legs together like a dude who doesn't fuck!
           —Stuart @45:49
  • ­I was not comfortable when he was sitting on a bench and Stuart was like 'look at the way he sits, that's a dude who doesn't fuck!'
           —Elliott
  • ­No man, look at the way he's sitting!
           —Stuart

Listener Mail[]

Mailbag Song[]

@1:17:40

Letters[]

"Mail Title" from Jake Lastnamewithheld @1:19:20
 
Episode 27: 27 Dresses
Episode 111: A Little Bit of Heaven @1:20:35
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Recommendations[]

  • Mustang (2015) by Deniz Gamze Ergüven (Elliott) @Time
  • The Duke of Burgundy (2014) by Peter Strickland (Dan) @Time
  • Hard Target 2 (2016) by Roel Reiné (Stuart) @Time

Stinger[]

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FH Mini 16: Jackie Chan?

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