Episode 20: 10,000 BC

THE measuring stick for movies that bored the shit out of The Floppers.

Notable for the European-panderingly low levels of prehistoric nudity.

In the movie, they call Mammoths "Mannics", and if that sounds like a great idea to you, then by all means, watch this movie.

Tag

"On this special unedited episode of The Flop House we take a trip, in our shitty-movie time machine, back to 10,000 BC."

Official Show Notes

"If you like CGI mammoths, have we got the film for you! Otherwise, you're pretty much on your own. Also, this podcast is unedited. Why? Because sometimes Dan has too many other things to do to worry about cutting these things (or writing actual show notes). But he still gets the episodes out on time! We think you'll notice very little difference (which suggest that Dan has been wasting a lot of time)."

Movie Summary

Premise

Story

Worse Than

“Let me tell you: the fact that every movie we've seen since the Bratz movie has not been as good or fun as the Bratz movie is insane.”
—Elliott @30:25

Bratz
Gamer
Hannah Montana: The Movie
Independence Day
The Legend of Hercules
One Missed Call (Episode 24: Prom Night @40:20)
The Patriot
Prom Night
Tango & Cash

Final Judgments

Bad-Bad Movie (Stuart) @31:45
Bad-Bad Movie (Elliott) @32:45
Bad-Bad Movie (Dan) @33:20

Episode Highlights

Tangents

Nudity @18:15
Emmanuelle @19:05

Movie Pitches

Quotes

“What was that movie where Wesley Snipes kills the President?”
—Stuart @15:00
“I am so sick of genitalia!”
—Dan (in a French accent) @19:20

Listener Mail

Mailbag Song

@Time

Letters

"Mail Title" from Listener Lastnamewithheld @Time

Recommendations

The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp (1943) by Michael Powell, Emeric Pressburger (Elliott) @40:45
Sunshine (2007) by Danny Boyle (Dan) @41:15
The Tripper (2006) by David Arquette (Stuart) @39:20
Wall-E (2008) by Andrew Stanton (Elliott) @36:55

Mentioned In

Episode 129: A Good Day to Die Hard @7:55
Episode 237: Ishtar @11:35