Dan: Merry Cagemas, everyone! Tonight…Santa Cage has brought Outcast!
Stuart: Ho, ho, ho!
Elliott: Is it a president under—"president"—is it a present under the cage tree, or a lump of coal in our cage stocking? Or a president? I don't know.
Dan: Is it a president under the cage tree?
Elliott: Oh my god, someone's murdered this president! We're all suspects!

Official Show NotesEdit

"For this year's Cagemas we honor both the kindly St. Nicholas Cage, and Star Wars by picking the Cage-Hayden Christiansen joint, Outcast. Meanwhile, Stuart does an ad for Clearasil, Elliott contributes his worst Popeye, and, yet again, Stu and Elliott interrupt Dan when he's trying to do something nice for other people. Merry Cagemas."

Movie SummaryEdit



Final JudgmentsEdit

  • Bad-bad (Dan) @53:52
  • Bad-bad (Stuart) @ 54:11
  • Bad-bad (Elliott) @ 53:54

Episode HighlightsEdit


Movie PitchesEdit

Star Wars #7: Wake Up, Force Time!
Starring Hayden Christensen as Christian Haydensen @08:45


Listener MailEdit

Mailbag SongEdit



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  • The Big Short (2015) by Adam McKay (Dan) @Time
  • Bone Tomahawk (2015) by S. Craig Zahler (Elliott) @Time
  • Magic Mike XXL (2015) by Gregory Jacobs (Stuart) @Time


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