Episode 190: Ouija

Tag

Dan: On tonight's episode we watched Ouija.

Elliott: Ouija.

Stuart: Ouija?

Dan: Actually, "ouija" is the preferred pronunciation.

Elliott: By who?

Hallie: Prove it.

Dan: On the dictionaries.

Stuart: On the dictionaries.

Official Show Notes

"Every Shocktober must come, sadly, to an end, but not without our longest (and best?) episode of the month. Dan Macabre, Booart Skellington, and Elliott Killin' are joined by Hellie Haglund to discuss Ouija, the movie that captures the thrill of moving a piece of wood across a board. Meanwhile Stuart discovers the double-meaning to House II, Dan expands his masterful celebrity impression repertoire, which turns the tables on interrupting Elliott, and Hallie insists that Ingmar Bergman was a breast man."

Movie Summary

Premise

Story

Rules of the Ouija Board @08:20
1. Don't feed it after midnight.
2. Don't get it wet.
3. Use protection.
4. If you can't be safe, name it after me.
5. Gas, grass, or ass.
6. You smelt it, you dealt it.
7. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the Ouija.
8. The Second Amendment.
9. If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch.
10. Do not tell mom the babysitter is dead.
11. No running.

Pancakes with "the works" @18:55

Final Judgments

"Man, this shit was super scarifying." (Stuart) @53:30
"I thought this movie sucked." (Hallie) @53:40
Totally Snorifying (Dan) @54:20
Totally Snorifying (Elliott) @54:20

Episode Highlights

Tangents

Ingmar Bergman vs. Ingrid Bergman @21:25
Ingmar Bergman vs. Russ Meyer @21:40, 1:00:15
The Ladies @21:55, 26:25, 48:15, 1:06:30
Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes @29:55, 31:30
Sex Tarps @31:05
Johnny Dangerously @37:55
Judd Hirsch @42:55
Anchorman @51:50
Vincent Price @55:55
Orson Welles @56:10

Movie Pitches

Ouija's Big Adventure @05:15
Canadian Treasure starring Canadian Nicolas Cage @10:05
Isabella Waitressini (TV series) starring Isabella Rossellini @20:35

Quotes

Listener Mail

Mailbag Song

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Letters

"Dear Elliott" from Sarah Lastnamewithheld @1:12:30

"Mail Title" from Listener Lastnamewithheld @Time

Recommendations

Creep (2014) by Patrick Brice (Stuart) @1:22:30
Ginza Cosmetics (1951) by Mikio Naruse (Elliott) @1:28:05
My Best Fiend (1999) by Werner Herzog (Hallie) @1:25:15
Seconds (1966) by John Frankenheimer (Dan) @1:20:35