Changes: Episode 190: Ouija

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Dan: On tonight's episode we watched Ouija.

Elliott: Ouija.

Stuart: Ouija?

Dan: Actually, "ouija" is the preferred pronunciation.

Elliott: By who?

Hallie: Prove it.

Dan: On the dictionaries.

Stuart: On the dictionaries.

Official Show Notes

"Every Shocktober must come, sadly, to an end, but not without our longest (and best?) episode of the month. Dan Macabre, Booart Skellington, and Elliott Killin' are joined by Hellie Haglund to discuss Ouija, the movie that captures the thrill of moving a piece of wood across a board. Meanwhile Stuart discovers the double-meaning to House II, Dan expands his masterful celebrity impression repertoire, which turns the tables on interrupting Elliott, and Hallie insists that Ingmar Bergman was a breast man."

Movie Summary

Premise

Story

Rules of the Ouija Board @08:20
1. Don't feed it after midnight.
2. Don't get it wet.
3. Use protection.
4. If you can't be safe, name it after me.
5. Gas, grass, or ass.
6. You smelt it, you dealt it.
7. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the Ouija.
8. The Second Amendment.
9. If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch.
10. Do not tell mom the babysitter is dead.
11. No running.

Pancakes with "the works" @18:55

Final Judgments

"Man, this shit was super scarifying." (Stuart) @53:30
"I thought this movie sucked." (Hallie) @53:40
Totally Snorifying (Dan) @54:20
Totally Snorifying (Elliott) @54:20

Episode Highlights

Tangents

Ingmar Bergman vs. Ingrid Bergman @21:25
Ingmar Bergman vs. Russ Meyer @21:40, 1:00:15
The Ladies @21:55, 26:25, 48:15, 1:06:30
Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes @29:55, 31:30
Sex Tarps @31:05
Johnny Dangerously @37:55
Judd Hirsch @42:55
Anchorman @51:50
Vincent Price @55:55
Orson Welles @56:10

Movie Pitches

Ouija's Big Adventure @05:15
Canadian Treasure starring Canadian Nicolas Cage @10:05
Isabella Waitressini (TV series) starring Isabella Rossellini @20:35

Quotes

Elliott: According to Wikipedia, they reshot like half the movie.

Stuart: Oh, man.

Elliott: But they —

Stuart: Must have left all that gold on the cutting room floor.

Elliott: Yep!

Hallie: I'm dying for the unedited version released.

Elliott: Apparently, none of the...

Stuart: Where they morph, where they morph the two versions of the movie together.

Dan: They should have a second version, they should have it like that —

Elliott: Like Anchorman?

Dan: Yeah, I was just gonna say: the Anchorman, shitty Anchorman movie that they put out, with all the extra footage.

Elliott: Wow.

Hallie: Meow! Sorry!

Elliott: Was the title The Shitty Anchorman Movie?

Dan: It was not meant to be seen by anyone, that's why they cut all that stuff.

Hallie: I hope none of the Anchormen are listening.

Elliott: More like...

Stuart: No, I actually... I mean, I hope they are, so they can recommend this great podcast to all their friends.

Dan: I'm sorry, Paul Rudd. You're a national treasure.

Elliott: The other members of Anchorman's cast? Not sorry. You hear that, Christina Applegate?!

Stuart: David Koechner!

Elliott: And you, David Koechner?!

— @51:40

Dan: I want to thank, um — I got a gift for myself... I didn't get it for myself, it was given to me...

Elliott: "Dear Dan: you're my favorite. Love, Dan. I bought this off your wishlist, which is also mine."

— @58:50

“I want to introduce you to a little, a little maneuver called 'The Smile and Nod.'”
—Dan @1:05:15

Listener Mail

Mailbag Song

@55:10

Letters

"Last Vegas" from Jeff Lastnamewithheld @1:01:45

"Mail Title" from Listener Lastnamewithheld @Time

"Dear Elliott" from Sarah Lastnamewithheld @1:12:30

"What's Your Favorite Devil in Cinema?" from John Lastnamewithheld @1:16:05

Recommendations

Creep (2014) by Patrick Brice (Stuart) @1:22:30
Ginza Cosmetics (1951) by Mikio Naruse (Elliott) @1:28:05
My Best Fiend (1999) by Werner Herzog (Hallie) @1:25:15
Seconds (1966) by John Frankenheimer (Dan) @1:20:35

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`Dan:`	On tonight's episode we watched Ouija.
`Elliott:`	Ouija.
`Stuart:`	Ouija?
`Dan:`	Actually, "ouija" is the preferred pronunciation.
`Elliott:`	By who?
`Hallie:`	Prove it.
`Dan:`	On the dictionaries.
`Stuart:`	On the dictionaries.

`Elliott:`	According to Wikipedia, they reshot like half the movie.
`Stuart:`	Oh, man.
`Elliott:`	But they —
`Stuart:`	Must have left all that gold on the cutting room floor.
`Elliott:`	Yep!
`Hallie:`	I'm dying for the unedited version released.
`Elliott:`	Apparently, none of the...
`Stuart:`	Where they morph, where they morph the two versions of the movie together.
`Dan:`	They should have a second version, they should have it like that —
`Elliott:`	Like Anchorman?
`Dan:`	Yeah, I was just gonna say: the Anchorman, shitty Anchorman movie that they put out, with all the extra footage.
`Elliott:`	Wow.
`Hallie:`	Meow! Sorry!
`Elliott:`	Was the title The Shitty Anchorman Movie?
`Dan:`	It was not meant to be seen by anyone, that's why they cut all that stuff.
`Hallie:`	I hope none of the Anchormen are listening.
`Elliott:`	More like...
`Stuart:`	No, I actually... I mean, I hope they are, so they can recommend this great podcast to all their friends.
`Dan:`	I'm sorry, Paul Rudd. You're a national treasure.
`Elliott:`	The other members of Anchorman's cast? Not sorry. You hear that, Christina Applegate?!
`Stuart:`	David Koechner!
`Elliott:`	And you, David Koechner?!

`Dan:`	I want to thank, um — I got a gift for myself... I didn't get it for myself, it was given to me...
`Elliott:`	"Dear Dan: you're my favorite. Love, Dan. I bought this off your wishlist, which is also mine."