Tag[]
- "On this episode we subject ourselves to the pain and punishment of Fifty Shades Of Grey."
Website Blurb[]
- "In the words of Homer Simpson, we've got a hankerin' for some spankerin', as we discuss 50 Shades of Grey. Meanwhile Stuart delivers a eulogy for the rappin' granny, Elliott explains the laziness of British elocution, Dan reveals a porn tale from his past, and we include perhaps our best outtakes ever."
Movie Summary[]
Premise[]
Literature student Anastasia Steele's life changes forever when she meets handsome, yet tormented, billionaire Christian Grey.
Story[]
When college senior Anastasia Steele steps in for her sick roommate to interview prominent businessman Christian Grey for their campus paper, little does she realize the path her life will take. Christian, as enigmatic as he is rich and powerful, finds himself strangely drawn to Ana, and she to him. Though sexually inexperienced, Ana plunges headlong into an affair–and learns that Christian's true sexual proclivities push the boundaries of pain and pleasure.
Final Judgments[]
- Thought it exists beyond their categorization (Dan) @41:45
- "I liked it. I thought it was meowving" (Dan's cat) @41:50
- Bad-Bad Movie (Elliott) @42:15
- Bad-Bad Movie (Stuart) @44:15
Episode Highlights[]
Tangents[]
- Eulogy for the Rappin' Granny @01:40
- Seven Pounds @02:30
- Sound Effects @03:20
- Mr. Grey's Postcoital Fart Regimen @18:30
- Jackoff Smirnoff's Reign of Terror @34:20
- Blade Runner
- Smash Cut
- Tales of Ruck @44:00
Movie Pitches[]
- 50 Swedes of Chef
- A muppet adaptation of 50 Shades of Grey, starring the Swedish Chef. @17:25
Quotes[]
Elliott: Here's the thing. I think. Like you were saying, it was for a lot of people who are very non... Dan: Vanilla? (To borrow my flavor.) Elliott: Yeah, very vanilla lives, led very Dan McCoy lives. And not the lives that maybe we follow, which is as sophisticated New York perverts. You know, we're a bunch of cosmopolitan— Dan: And pansexual... Elliott: Yeah, we're attracted to pans. Dan: Hedonistic... Elliott: We have sex with all sorts of pans: cookie pans, pots... Dan: Peter Pan® peanut butter... Stuart: Yeah, we usually go to nightclubs that are frequented by businessmen, and women step on scorpions for our amusement. They pierce them with their high heels. Elliott: Yeah, just geishas throwing hedgehogs at each other.
- —@06:40
Dan: Stu: what do you say about this movie? Stuart: Oh, wait. It's final judgments? Dan: Yeah. Elliott: Yeah, final judgments. Stuart: Yeah... Elliott: Spinal nudgments. Stuart: I don't know. I guess it's Bad-Bad. It's hard to say. Dan: You never got erect, is what you're saying. Stuart: Well, I wouldn't go that far. Danny Elfman was involved.
- —@44:10
Listener Mail[]
Mailbag Song[]
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Letters[]
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Recommendations[]
- Lucy (2014) by Luc Besson (Dan) @Time
- What We Do in the Shadows (2014) by Jemaine Clement, Taika Waititi (Stuart) @Time
- Downhill Racer (1969) by Michael Ritchie (Elliott) @Time