Tag[]
Dan: On this episode we watched RAAAAAAAAGE! Elliott: Merry Cagemas, everybody! Dan: Tinkle tinkle tinkle tinkle tinkle. Stuart: Bells. Bells. Elliott: Reindeer sounds. Reindeer sounds.
Website Blurb[]
- Merry Cagemas everyone! The store was all out of Left Behind (well...it hasn't been released to video or streaming yet), so we got you a Rage. We hope you're not too disappointed. Meanwhile Elliott reads the Looney Tunes dinner specials, Dan reveals the medical source of his word-slurring, and Stuart just can't stop chewing.
Movie Summary[]
Premise[]
- Following the kidnapping and murder of his daughter, a reformed criminal returns to his old ways to exact vengeance.
Final Judgments[]
- Bad-bad (Dan)
- Bad-bad (Stuart)
- Bad-bad, only for the true Cage completionist (Elliott)
Episode Highlights[]
- Stuart Derails the Intro @00:40
- Two Gifts of the Magi @01:20
- [...]
- Final Judgments @3x:xx
- Ad Break @39:05
- Listener Mail @40:35
- Recommendations @1:00:05
Quotes[]
- “Dan, you've mastered creepiness to the point I think you could say anything and make creepy.”
—Elliott @52:00
- “It turns out God is the ultimate party animal, which means: He is a jerk”
—Elliott @1:03:45
Ad Break[]
Maximum Fun[]
- The Adventure Zone @39:05
- Dave Hill Podcasting Incident @39:45
Listener Mail[]
Mailbag Song[]
- Let 'er In @40:55 ->@41:45
Letters[]
- If The Cryptkeeper Opened a Chinese Takeout... from Sweet Pea Garfunkle @41:55
- "So what did that have to do with us?" —Elliott
- The Cryptkeeper's supportive wife, Julia
- My Boyfriend Loves Y'All More than He Loves Me from Mackenzie @46:05
- "Not after that last bit" —Stuart
- Any Which Way You Can, and Orangutan Sexuality from Alec "Guiness" @48:36
- Goofus and Gallant Orangutans
- "Is anyone going to explain what a flange is? 'Cause I'm just going to assume it's some kind of spring that has like a fake eyeball on it, or something" —Elliott
- Werner Herzog (Elliott) @51:10
- "Urgent Question!" from Louis Lastnamewithheld @53:35
Dan: It's titled "Urgent Question!" Elliott: An urchin question? Ok. You're going to wanna make sure to butcher that urchin pretty carefully to get the right meat out of it. Gotta watch out for the spines! Stuart: Watch out for its little— Dan: I thought you were going for street urchin. Stuart: Yeah, its little grabbin' hands. Elliott: Oh. No, that's what I'm talking about, yeah. Those little kids that live on the street that grow spines! Stuart: Make sure to boil those hands! Dan: Yeah, you wanna — you wanna have the urchin clean your chimney before you burtcher it. Elliott: Before you "burtcher" it? Stuart: That's where you turn it into a birch tree. Ever since it had sex with Zeus, Hera "birched" that urchin. We call it "birchening!" Elliott: Getting totally birched! - —@53:45
- Julie Andrews recommendations?
- "Are you saying Blake Edwards is the Cryptkeeper?" —Dan @59:25
Recommendations[]
- Nightcrawler (2014) by Dan Gilroy (Dan) @1:00:35
- Foxcatcher (2014) by Bennett Miller (Dan) @1:00:35
- Per Qualche Dollaro in Più (1965) by Sergio Leone (Elliott) @1:03:05
- Nine Deaths of the Ninja (1985) by Emmett Alston (Stuart) @1:04:45
Stinger[]
Stuart: So, when we start this thing off — Elliott: Test, test, test. Stuart: The first thing we should say — Elliott: Test. Stuart: On tonight's episode... Elliott: Yeah. Stuart: ...we talk about a movie called [quietly] Rage 2014. Something like that, right? Elliott: Not the Carrie 2. Dan: Yeah, we should do it totally... cool — cool-balls, like you just did. Stuart: But not, like, wacky balls? Dan: Uh. Elliott: Or Madballs. Stuart: The enemies of the Boglins? Dan: I remember Madballs. Elliott: Yeah Stuart: The natural prey of the Boglin? That's the thing: Kids like balls, Dan! Elliott: And they love Boglins. [laughs] Stuart: And if you put [laughs] Slap a face on that ball, it's like a license to print money! You get that like — Dan: Yeah. Elliott: Or like, fucking koosh or something. Stuart: What, like a face on a koosh ball? Elliott: Like a koosh ball. Dan: Koosh that ball up! Could we koosh this ball up by 80%? Elliott: Make it kinda — Stuart: Now that's unprecedented! Elliott: Rubber hairier — Stuart: That's unprecedented! Elliott: That's un-presidented. There's no president in it. Stuart: We're gonna have to talk to the CFO on this one.