Tag[]
- "Good news, everyone: God's not dead. He just needs a better agent."
Official Show Notes[]
- "The OP's are all back in action, celebrating the all-NEW made-up holiday of 'Smallvember.' First up, the Christsploitation film God's Not Dead, filled with the straw-manny-est straw men outside of a county fair. Meanwhile Elliott and Detective Columbo disprove the flat Earth theory, Stuart reveals a surprising knowledge of the Christian rock genre, and Dan announces a new contest!"
Movie Summary[]
Premise[]
After he refuses to disavow his faith, a devout Christian student must prove the existence of God or else his college philosophy professor will fail him.
Story[]
- “[Dr. Radisson] was bitten by a radioactive hotel, and was given all the powers of an atheistic philosophy professor.”
—Elliott @07:05
Final Judgments[]
- Bad-Bad Movie (Dan) @41:05
- Bad-Bad Movie (Elliott) @41:15
- Bad-Bad Movie (Stuart) @42:20
Episode Highlights[]
Tangents[]
- Smallvember @02:10
- Rated R @06:20
- Papal Bull (Batman Villain) @25:30
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles @46:30
Movie Pitches[]
- Bullet to the Godhead
- The sequel to Bullet to the Head. Sylvester Stallone's mercenary character Bobo has a bigger target on his hands this time: the divine godhead itself. @06:25
- Night Papal Court
- It's just the Pope booking prostitutes and purse thieves. Starring John Larroquette as the horny bishop. @25:05
Quotes[]
- “Anyway...Josh Wheaton, a college student—he said for the fourth fucking time...”
—Elliott @08:55
Dan: The premise of this movie is built on sand. This— Elliott: Just like the movie The House of Sand and Fog, but they don't even have the fog to shore up the house. Stuart: And I hate sand. Dan: The idea— Elliott: It's so rough. Stuart: It gets everywhere. Elliott: Not like Natalie Portman's skin. Dan: It gets in your butt... Elliott: What? Stuart: Whoa! You're misremembering that movie! Elliott: It would have been so great if Anakin Skywalker's running his hands over Princess Amidala and he just goes: "I hate sand. It gets into your butt." And she's like, "Whoa, what?" Stuart: "What did Watto do to you?"
- —@13:55
Dan: When you complain about how late you're getting back to your newborn child, just remember the time you wasted. Elliott: Hey, just remember: you should say words correctly the first time.
- —@43:30
Listener Mail[]
Mailbag Song[]
- @51:35
Letters[]
- "Scenes from Movies that Made You Want to Kill Yourself" from Cathy Lastnamewithheld @52:15
- "Stuart: Don't Worry, I've Got Your Back." from Charlie Lastnamewithheld @58:55
- Dingdonggate
- The Cryptkeeper's penis
- "Ralph Kiner, R.I.P." from David Lastnamewithheld (Elliott's brother) @1:03:05
Recommendations[]
- Jodorowsky's Dune (2013) by Frank Pavich (Elliott) @1:06:30
- The Last of Sheila (1973) by Herbert Ross (Dan) @1:11:10
- The One I Love (2014) by Charlie McDowell (Stuart) @1:13:55
Mentioned In[]
- Episode 162: The Quiet Ones @17:25