"We may watch other movies, baby, but you know we love you best. We discuss Stolen, starring Nicolas Cage."
Website Blurb
NICHOLAS CA-AAAGE!
Movie Summary
Premise
The same day that "America's greatest bank robber" (Nicolas Cage) gets paroled from prison, an old accomplice (Josh Lucas) kidnaps his daughter (Sami Gayle) and ransoms her for $10 million—which is approximately $9,999,900 more than he has.
Story
Classic Nic Cage Dialogue
“I'm not the squirrel playing with his nuts here.” —@23:00
“I was a bad man, but I've had eight long years to get rid of that man.” —@26:25
“Now how is it that after eight years, you have only gotten younger?” —@28:35
“You touch her, and I'll take you down the levee and kick your fucking ass!” —@33:20
“So help me god, Hoyt—you tell me where she is, or I'll blow your lunch all over this carpet.” —@49:05
“No, I didn't listen to CCR! That didn't work out so well the last time I did it!” —@1:17:50
Final Judgments
Movie I Kinda Liked (Elliott) @36:00
between Good-Bad Movie and Movie I Kinda Liked (Dan) @36:10
"A hair below a Movie I Kinda Liked, and four hairs above a Good-Bad." (Stuart) @38:10
Dan attempts to drag Elliott into his own wretchedness by declaring "Hey guys, Pervazoid #2 over here." Although Stuart initially concurs, Elliott adroitly squelches the accusation by invoking his recently-disclosed Bigfoot Fetish. @12:00
