- "We may watch other movies, baby, but you know we love you best. We discuss Stolen, starring Nicolas Cage."
- NICHOLAS CA-AAAGE!
- The same day that "America's greatest bank robber" (Nicolas Cage) gets paroled from prison, an old accomplice (Josh Lucas) kidnaps his daughter (Sami Gayle) and ransoms her for $10 million—which is approximately $9,999,900 more than he has.
Classic Nic Cage DialogueEdit
- “I'm not the squirrel playing with his nuts here.”
- “I was a bad man, but I've had eight long years to get rid of that man.”
- “Now how is it that after eight years, you have only gotten younger?”
- “You touch her, and I'll take you down the levee and kick your fucking ass!”
- “So help me god, Hoyt—you tell me where she is, or I'll blow your lunch all over this carpet.”
- “No, I didn't listen to CCR! That didn't work out so well the last time I did it!”
- Movie I Kinda Liked (Elliott) @36:00
- between Good-Bad Movie and Movie I Kinda Liked (Dan) @36:10
- "A hair below a Movie I Kinda Liked, and four hairs above a Good-Bad." (Stuart) @38:10
- Dan's Knee @8:25
- Bigfoot Fetish @9:25
- Dan attempts to drag Elliott into his own wretchedness by declaring "Hey guys, Pervazoid #2 over here." Although Stuart initially concurs, Elliott adroitly squelches the accusation by invoking his recently-disclosed Bigfoot Fetish. @12:00
- Gollum versus golem. @15:15
- Flopper franchised restaurant concepts @19:50
- Flop House Bag o' Chili™
- Flop House Bag o' Cole Slaw™
- This film is particularly notable for its trailer in which the voiceover artist somehow pronounces Nicolas Cage's last name using two syllables.
- Piranha 3D @49:50
- Battlestar Galactica: Hunchback Detective (television series) @33:45
- “Nicolas Cage: the original castle freak.”
- Elliott declares the letters segment to be Rated R. @39:15
- "Flop House TV" from Ronnie Lastnamewithheld @39:35
- Only God Forgives (2013) by Nicolas Winding Refn (Stuart and Elliott) @55:15
- Orphan Black (2013-2017) by Multiple (Dan) @Time
- Hannibal (2013-2015) by Multiple (Dan) @Time
- Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning (2012) by John Hyams (Stuart) @Time
- Room 237 (2012) by Rodney Ascher (Elliott) @Time
- Episode 148: Gangster Squad @36:00
- Episode 196: Aloha @27:02
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