"In this episode we discuss The Odd Life of Timothy Green, a film that turns the inability to have a child into a whimsical fantasy!"

Website BlurbEdit

We take on the age-old story of a magical adopted boy with leaf ankles, The Odd Life of Timothy Green. Meanwhile, Elliott dreams of a world where we could make a musical out of leaves, Stuart advises on how we could make Timothy into a cool dude, and we learn of Dan's latest infirmity.

Movie SummaryEdit

This movie was Elliott's choice.
It would have worked a lot better as a musical. @4:30
­The main theme of this movie seems to be: 'The Importance of Pencils.'
     —Elliott @11:45


A magical plant boy inspires an entire town to be better people, eventually.


The movie begins with a symbolic funeral for a child.
­He walked out of an M. Night Shyamalan movie.
     —Stuart @7:25
­Instead of solving everyone's problems, this family should have just moved out of the pencil town, because everyone there is a jerk.
     —Elliott @14:55
Names they could have given the adopted daughter instead of "Lily": (@12:30)
  • #1 Happy Panda
  • 2008 Olympics
  • Chun-Li
  • Fortune Cookie
  • Golden Luck Dragon Fu
  • Great Wall
  • Happy Joy Sun
  • Jade
  • Katana
  • Moo Shu
  • Mulan
Short Circuit @28:55
Mac and Me @29:30

Final JudgmentsEdit

  • Bad-Bad Movie (Elliott) @34:50
  • Bad-Bad Movie (Stuart) @35:10
  • Marginal Good-Bad Movie (Dan) @36:40

Episode HighlightsEdit

  • Elliott mentions the trailer for the movie Stolen @01:35
  • Elliott goofs Lin-Manuel Miranda's name as "Lin-Manuel Rivera" @14:10


Movie PitchesEdit

  • The Odd Life of Timothy Green 2: Green's Back, Gotta Attack @34:05
  • Rookie of the Year 2: Soccer This Time @53:50
Instead of a kid, it's a guy in his mid-thirties who's sighing all the time.
  • Barks and Stabcreation @1:00:30
An escaped serial killer who kills a different cast member every week, until there's none left. Then it turns out it was all just a dream... but it was the dream of a dog. And the dog has to go on an amazing adventure to save his owner, who's just been blasted into space.


Listener MailEdit

Mailbag SongEdit



"You're My Only Horror-Movie Hope" from Paige Lastnamewithheld @38:50
­Uhhh, let me help. It's called Castle Freak. It features a freak ripping his own dick off.
     —Stuart @39:05


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