Mickey Rourke

An animated lump of mash potatoes - basically a food golem. Known for mumbling his way through acting roles since being disolved in a vat of acid at some point during the 1980s and reconstituting himself somewhere around the year 2000.

• Bikini Ghetto Meets the Baseball Golem: A real golem who plays modern-day baseball defends the Ghetto of Prague from evil developers who want to build condominiums. Mickey Rourke plays the golem. (Episode 115: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter @57:25)