Genitalia

• “­[Ziggy] is very much a man, with male genitalia.”
         —Elliott, Movie Minute Number 4: Comic Heroes, @02:35

• “­There's an extra in the corner of the screen who whips his dick out, and I guess no one noticed it, ever. And the scene is online, readily available. If you look for, like, 'Teen Wolf penis', then (hopefully) that's what you'll find.”
         —Elliott, Movie Minute Number 11: Listener Feedback @04:20

• Movie Minute Number 21: Who Watches the Watchmen's Penises?

• During Episode 15: D-War: Dragon Wars, the hosts were completely nude for May sweeps, except that Elliott was wearing a hat, and Stuart had on argyle socks and an artificial penis next to his actual penis.

• “­I am so sick of genitalia!”
         —Dan (in a French accent), Episode 20: 10,000 B.C. @19:20

• “­They gently flutter their wings over each other's genitals.”
         —Dan, Episode 50: Delgo @18:40

• “­'Attack the vagina' sounds like he's, like, got some nunchucks or something and he's just whackin' at it.”
         —Dan, Episode 103: One For the Money @11:40

• Episode 107: Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance @30:05

• “­Get your boners ready, guys.”
         —Stuart, Episode 114: Abduction @24:50

• “­I'm usually just looking for your penis.”
         —Elliott, Episode 115: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter @01:05

• Episode 115: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter @1:05:35

The Boner Files (television series) The Erection Is Out There

Mysterious cases about boners that can't be explained through ordinary explanations.

Characters: Fox Boner, Boner Sculley, FBI Assistant Director Boner, and The Boner Smoking Man

“­When I was a child, I saw my sister abducted by boners. Since then, I've tried to prove the truth about boners.”
       —Fox

• Juan Baptista dos Santos, the circus sideshow performer with two working penises. Episode 129: A Good Day to Die Hard @35:25

• “­Now, if Demi Moore was stumbling through the forest and saw Gary Oldman and his penis had a little hat with a feather on it, she would have to run to that bathtub to masturbate, or else she's just doin' it in the woods right there.”
         —Elliott, Episode 166: Pompeii @54:50

• Episode 166: Pompeii @46:35

Alex:	So, are you gonna get killed in this scene?
Misty:	No, but I do get a death scene. We're filming it in a few days.
Alex:	Nice! How do you check out?
Misty:	I get stabbed in the pussy.
Alex:	(silence)

• Episode 192: Chappie @41:55

Elliott:	At the end of Wall-E, Wall-E gets the crap beaten out of him. Like, he essentially dies. And it's like: "Oh no!" But I wasn't like: "This is really making me uncomfortable in how much they're beating on Wall-E." You know what it is? I realized —
Dan:	You were like: "Get him!"
Stuart:	"Get that fucker!"
Elliott:	I'm like: "Get that damn robot!"
Stuart:	"Piece of shit!"
Elliott:	"Thinks he can love? Beyond his class?"
Dan:	"Thinks he's better than me? He's not better than me!"
Elliott:	"Stupid robot! Can you do this?" and I'm just peeing all over the TV.
Dan:	Elliott, sit down!
Elliott:	No!
Dan:	Put your penis away.
Elliott:	No, no! My family's gotta learn about this someday!

• “­What's his dick like?”
         —Stuart, Episode 228: Collateral Beauty @46:20

• “­Do you have to worry about that when you're driving a transformer car? That the gear shift might be the transformer's penis?”
         —Elliott, Episode 245: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III @51:50

• “­I looked in the original screenplay and at one point she mentions 'hung like a centaur.' Which seems unrealistic.”
         —Elliott, Episode 402: The Net @15:00

• “­Thank you to everyone who tweeted at the Flop House to tell us that you can see Will Smith's (or, more likely the stunt man's) testicles and part of his penis at one point.”
         —Dan, Episode 403: Wild Wild West @18:55