It's an official organization
The youngsters, these days, if they're trying to objectively characterize the bootiliciousness of various female celebritiess, would rely on the expertice of The Butt Squad...according to Dan (cf. Pervazoid #1). Easily found at dabuttsquad.org , this non-profit organization runs through a many scientific tests to really get to the heart of the juiciness of someone's backside.
Episode 106: Immortals @03:00