Boobs

see also: Butts, Three Boobs and The Invisible Maniac

The stars of many of Stuart's favorite movies. Stuart and Elliott have large-breast fetishes whereas for Dan anything goes.

Mentioned In

• “­She's got great boobs, man. I mentioned it like five times while we were watching it.”
         —Stuart, Episode 27: 27 Dresses @23:10

• Episode 38: Beverly Hills Chihuahua In an eerie display of post cognition, Stuart speculates on the possibility of there being a hilarious scene in Mrs. Doubtfire (alternative title: Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dad) in which she sets her boobs on fire. @31:00

• Episode 40: Friday the 13th features a pair of frog boobs. @06:50

• Homo superior - An X-Men mutant whose power is boobs. (Elliott, Episode 61: Surrogates @20:30)

• “­The movie The Gift gave us the gift of Katie Holmes' breasts, back when she was not crazy.”
         —Dan, Episode 62: Legion @01:55

• Teri Hatcher's breasts in Heaven's Prisoners. (ibid. @02:05)

• Scarlett Johansson's boobs (ibid. @02:25)

• The Boobonic Plague Episode 77: Skyline @53:05

• “­It's like your brain is a nudity-seeking missile. It's like you can't go ten seconds without thinking of a way to turn it to boobs.”
         —Elliott, Episode 87: My Soul to Take @30:10

• Elvira: Mistress of the Dark and her cleavage-related interests (Episode 89: Season of the Witch @21:30)

• “­Am I like a fairy godparent who's allowing a young child their first taste of boobs? I mean, their second taste of boobs, technically.”
         —Pervazoid #1, Episode 123: That's My Boy @06:30

• “­Boobs will appear in the most shocking of places, even on the chest of your best friend!”
         —Elliott, Episode 138: Foodfight! @35:05

• “­We gotta get this volleyball team up and running. Boobs out, everybody!”
         —Elliott, Episode 135: Olympus Has Fallen @14:40

• “­Boobs: the cheapest effect.”
         —Elliott, Episode 163: Dracula 3D @10:35

• “­Robots have had breasts for millennia.”
         —Dan, Episode 239: Ghost in the Shell @09:35

Other Appearances

Boobs are discussed at length when Dan McCoy and Elliott Kalan appear on minute 44 of Star Wars Minute.