Battlestar Galactica: Hunchback Detective

Elliott: It was like a, it was like if there was a Hat Cop show and there was a Bank Robber show, and they did like a sweeps week's crossover movie of the week.

Dan: That's what it—that is what it feels like. Like a, like a McMillan&Wife, like, sort of a...

Elliott: Yeah.

Dan: ...like a CBS Mystery Movie.

Elliott: Like this is a TV movie CBS would make so they could try to spin it off into a show, if it got a big—like the way they did with Kojak. (I don't know if that was CBS.) The way Kojak was done. And like, Columbo was the same way, I think. So like...

Stuart: And Battlestar Galactica.

Dan: Mhm!

Elliott: Uhh...

Dan: Mystery show!

Elliott: Yep! The classic mystery show Battlestar Galactica.

Dan: Turns out, the Cylons did it.

Elliott: There's—there's a bunch of regular people, like high-society types, and a Cylon in the room. And Detective Galactica—Detective B. Galactica:
"I think I know who did it."

Stuart: "Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait..."

Dan: "Uh, one more—one more question."

Stuart: "One thing I just couldn't understand..."

Elliott: "One more question, Mr. Cylon. So you're a killing-machine robot?"
"Uh, yes I am."
"Uh, case closed. That's—"

Dan: "You say you're a human being. Now, uh, why do you—why are your eyes one red light that goes back and forth?"

Elliott: "Uh, I have a condition."
"Oh, that makes sense. That makes a lot of sense. Uh, just one more question: if you're a regular person, why do you have big metal claws for hands? And why are you a robot?"
"Um, ah, ah—"
And the Cylon tries to jump out the window, but a cop leaps out of an ambush and tackles him.
"How did you know the Cylon was the one who did it?"
"Let's just say: I had a hunch."
Oh, he's also a hunchback—so that pun, so it's always a pun at the end of the episode: "Let's say I had a hunch."

Stuart: Looks at—he looks at the camera and says: "Caa-ase closed!"

Elliott: It's called Battlestar Galactica: Hunchback Detective, stars the late Peter Falk, and a Cylon—it's always a Cylon who did it. And he talks like the guy from the Stolen trailer.

Episode 124: Stolen @33:45

`Elliott:`	It was like a, it was like if there was a Hat Cop show and there was a Bank Robber show, and they did like a sweeps week's crossover movie of the week.
`Dan:`	That's what it—that is what it feels like. Like a, like a McMillan&Wife, like, sort of a...
`Elliott:`	Yeah.
`Dan:`	...like a CBS Mystery Movie.
`Elliott:`	Like this is a TV movie CBS would make so they could try to spin it off into a show, if it got a big—like the way they did with Kojak. (I don't know if that was CBS.) The way Kojak was done. And like, Columbo was the same way, I think. So like...
`Stuart:`	And Battlestar Galactica.
`Dan:`	Mhm!
`Elliott:`	Uhh...
`Dan:`	Mystery show!
`Elliott:`	Yep! The classic mystery show Battlestar Galactica.
`Dan:`	Turns out, the Cylons did it.
`Elliott:`	There's—there's a bunch of regular people, like high-society types, and a Cylon in the room. And Detective Galactica—Detective B. Galactica: "I think I know who did it."
`Stuart:`	"Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait..."
`Dan:`	"Uh, one more—one more question."
`Stuart:`	"One thing I just couldn't understand..."
`Elliott:`	"One more question, Mr. Cylon. So you're a killing-machine robot?" "Uh, yes I am." "Uh, case closed. That's—"
`Dan:`	"You say you're a human being. Now, uh, why do you—why are your eyes one red light that goes back and forth?"
`Elliott:`	"Uh, I have a condition." "Oh, that makes sense. That makes a lot of sense. Uh, just one more question: if you're a regular person, why do you have big metal claws for hands? And why are you a robot?" "Um, ah, ah—" And the Cylon tries to jump out the window, but a cop leaps out of an ambush and tackles him. "How did you know the Cylon was the one who did it?" "Let's just say: I had a hunch." Oh, he's also a hunchback—so that pun, so it's always a pun at the end of the episode: "Let's say I had a hunch."
`Stuart:`	Looks at—he looks at the camera and says: "Caa-ase closed!"
`Elliott:`	It's called Battlestar Galactica: Hunchback Detective, stars the late Peter Falk, and a Cylon—it's always a Cylon who did it. And he talks like the guy from the Stolen trailer.