A professional crotchety commentator on news magazine program 60 Minutes in a career that spanned centuries. Mysteriously died of 'natural causes' after Elliott Kalan suggested that he replace the venerable crank with his new age, younger version of complaining about youth culture and bubblegum.

Another chapter in the continuing story of Elliott removing anyone who stands in the way of his career.

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